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CommGlobalTeleVista Given Best Transitional Career Move Award By National Human Resources Association

Dallas, Texas — May 30, 2011 — CommGlobalTeleVista, the 5th largest telecommunications corporation in the United States that was featured in Richard Arneson’s novel Citizen Dick, announced today that it’s been awarded the Best Transitional Career Move award by the National Human Resources Association (NHRA) at their annual conference. It’s the ninth time the company has received the award in the past ten years, losing out to Enron in 2001.

The award, given out each May at the NHRA’s annual conference in Las Vegas, honors the company that serves as the best “stepping stone to another career” for its employees. The award is based on several criteria, including most time spent looking at Internet job sites while at work, most employees willing to leave for far less pay, most employees claiming “if something else came up, I’d leave in a heartbeat,”, and the highest percentage of employees weeping in the parking lot prior to work.  

“I’m very proud of the opportunities we provide to our employees,” said Noble Tud, CommGlobalTeleVista’s CEO, “even if those opportunities end up being with other companies, usually our competitors. It’s just another reason we were voted Best Company To Work For by the Resume Preparedness Council earlier this year. In going through over 1,000 resume posting sites on the Internet, they found those submitted by our employees were the best prepared and, as they put it, ‘had the greatest sense of urgency.’

“Our employees are our most important asset, and by constantly getting new ones, we’re essentially replacing old, tired ones.  And that’s good business.”

At day’s end, CommGlobalTeleVista’s stock price had dropped again, this time down 0.10 to $9.09 per share.

For additional information about CommGlobalTeleVista’s awards and honors, check back at http://www.commglobaltelevista.com/ in another several months. We’re in the running for Company Most Likely To Accidently Merge With A Company In Chapter 11 award. We feel we’re a lock.

CommGlobalTeleVista is a global telecommunications corporation employing over 44,000 cynical employees in twenty-two offices on four continents, even though they only offer services on three. Offering lucrative bonuses to employees who remain in their position for over three months, CommGlobalTeleVista owns and operates thousands of domestic, fiber optic miles that traverse the country in no particular form or fashion. CommGlobalTeleVista sells long distance and data service, cell phones, spotty wireless connectivity, pre-paid calling cards, meat byproducts, 1 1/2G service, soup-to-nuts animal sexing services, the key to making people’s lives more livable, and a couple of industry awards given in the latter part of the 20th Century.

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