June 2011
14 posts
CommGlobalTeleVista Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Roderick Nerberger, III CommGlobalTeleVista 214-289-7729 littlerod.nerberger@commglobaltelevista.com http://www.commglobaltelevista.com CommGlobalTeleVista Seething Over AT&T/T-Mobile Merger, Threatens to Hire More Athletic Employees Dallas, Texas — April 11, 2011 — CommGlobalTeleVista announced today its plans to fight “tooth and...
The Boardroom Blog...of a lame duck,...
April 19, 2011
Hey, folks, Noble Tud here, CEO of CommGlobalTeleVista, the company that was so cruelly protrayed in some idiot’s novel entitled Citizen Dick. Don’t buy it—he attacks me in the book, as well, but claims his using of my name, title, and exact physical description was purely a coincidence. Anyway, my nephew Clarence came over to the house a couple of weeks...
The Boardroom Blog...of a lame duck,...
April 26, 2011
Hey, folks, Noble Tud here, CEO of CommGlobalTeleVista, the company that was so cruelly protrayed in some idiot’s novel entitled Citizen Dick. Don’t buy it—he attacks me in the book, as well, but claims his use of my name, title, and exact physical description was purely a coincidence. I’m not sure I believe him. As most of you know, we recently changed...
The Boardroom Blog...of a lame duck,...
My apologies for some of the formatting issues on the last couple of blogs; again, I’m new to the world of blog, so I’ve asked my lovely executive secretary Jeannine to do the actual posting of it. And I’ve told her to feel free and correct any errors, which has been her primary role for a quarter of a decade. She’s good like that.
I’d like to go on record, provided a blog is considered “on...
CommGlobalTeleVista Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Roderick Nerberger, III CommGlobalTeleVista 214-289-7729 littlerod.nerberger@commglobaltelevista.com http://www.commglobaltelevista.com CommGlobalTeleVista To Offer New Service At Retail Locations Dallas, Texas — April 28, 2011 — CommGlobalTeleVista, the 5th largest telecommunications corporation in the United States that was featured in...
The Boardroom Blog...of a lame duck,...
May 3, 2011
Hi shareholders, Noble Tud here, CEO of CommGlobalTeleVista, the best company—and an even better telecommunications company—in the world…if that makes sense. I, like I’m sure most of you, was thrilled to see that the United States military successfully took down Obama Bin Laden* over the weekend. It just goes to prove that, in the end, justice does prevail, as I’m...
The Boardroom Blog...of a lame duck,...
May 10th
Hi shareholders, Noble Tud here, CEO of CommGlobalTeleVista, a company that’s currently trading at $9.07, which is better than all of the companies that are trading at less than that. ”White with what?!” I asked. So over the weekend I’m at a Texas Rangers baseball game (I’m a Phillies fan—Wharton School grad and all) and they trot...
"The Biggest Loser" Takes On Different Meaning
Los Angeles, CA—It’s inarguably one of the most successful reality shows since its genre was introduced in 1992 by Rennie “Sneaky Phil” Rapp, whose show Who’s Missing Their Kidneys? helped launch the Fox Network, but NBC’s The Biggest Loser will have to finish this season—its fifth—without two of its contestants, who are currently overeating in the Orange...
CommGlobalTeleVista Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Roderick Nerberger, III CommGlobalTeleVista 214-289-7729 littlerod.nerberger@commglobaltelevista.com http://www.commglobaltelevista.com CommGlobalTeleVista Finds Cure, Needs More Money To Complete Testing, Share With Public Dallas, Texas — May 20, 2011 — CommGlobalTeleVista, the 5th largest telecommunications corporation in the United States...
The Boardroom Blog...of a lame duck,...
June 1, 2011
Hi shareholders, Noble Tud here, CEO of CommGlobalTeleVista, a company that’s currently trading at $9.07, which is better than all of the companies that are trading at less than that. Damnit, why does the word “merger” have to have such negative connotations? Nothing’s wrong with a merger…isn’t that what some people call a marriage? When...
CommGlobalTeleVista Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Roderick Nerberger, III CommGlobalTeleVista 214-289-7729 littlerod.nerberger@commglobaltelevista.com http://www.commglobaltelevista.com CommGlobalTeleVista Given Best Transitional Career Move Award By National Human Resources Association Dallas, Texas — May 30, 2011 — CommGlobalTeleVista, the 5th largest telecommunications corporation in the...
CommGlobalTeleVista Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Roderick Nerberger, III CommGlobalTeleVista 214-289-7729 littlerod.nerberger@commglobaltelevista.com http://www.commglobaltelevista.com CommGlobalTeleVista Announces Lower Payroll, Sponorship of Boys & Girls Club of Greater Dallas Dallas, Texas — July 14, 2011 — CommGlobalTeleVista, the 5th largest telecommunications corporation in the...
The Boardroom Blog...of a lame duck,...
June 15, 2011
Hi shareholders, Noble Tud here, CEO of CommGlobalTeleVista, a company that’s stock price hasn’t dropped so much as a penny in the last 48 hours. When I was a kid, I really wanted a three-wheeled bike, one with a basket on the back. I was really into being able to carry my stuff with me, and even imagined that I could sell fruits and vegetables out of it. But...
Proposed DAT Tax To Target Male Politicos
Washington, DC—Female legislators, both Democrats and Republicans, have finally had enough, the recent resignation of Democratic Tony Weiner—he tweeted a picture of his keezer to a teenaged, female follower—setting in motion their proposal of a new tax that would be levied against politicians for lewd behavior. Their discussions on the topic began in March of this year after Republican Senator...